100 Things About Jawdy

1. My name is Jordan Scott Borenstein
2. I was born in June of 1967
3. My birthdate is really cool - 6/7/67
4. Which means that in 1989, my birthday was 6/7/89
5. I have a pretty cool job as a Sales Director for a public company
6. I have lived in New Jersey since 1971
7. In March of 2006, I moved my family of five to Salt Lake City, UT for work
8. They were excited about it
9. I am very happily married to Deb
10. Deb's parents are from Argentina
11. My Mom is from Colombia
12. 10 and 11 are REALLY cool
13. Our Moms speak Spanish to eachother
14. My son Elijah was born in December of 1999
15. My daughter Hannah was born in May of 2003
16. My daughter Sadie was born in November of 2005
17. No more kids
18. Ever
19. ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER
20. I like to eat
21. Some people can tell this from looking at me
22. My favorite food is my next meal
23. Elijah is obsessed with Star Wars
24. Hannah is obsessed with Dora
25. Sadie is obsessed with absolutely everything around her
26. Deb is a video game Mom
27. We played Donkey Kong on her Super Nintendo in the first five minutes of our first date.
28. That's love....
29. We met at the Coastline in Cherry Hill
30. Deb's friend Alyssa introduced us
31. We didn't sleep together on our first date
32. We were too busy squashing bad guys on TV
33. Deb wonders to this day why I didn't try anything
34. (I think she wanted me to) :-)
35. My iPod is my mistress
36. I have just under 8,000 songs on my iPod
37. My iPod has a name: The Jawdpod
38. Deb thinks I would leave her and marry it if I could
39. I wouldn't....but it is pretty attractive
40. I don't poop in public places
41. I've NEVER pooped at work
42. I DO poop at home all the time
43. ALL THE TIME
44. My hair used to be down to my shoulders and naturally curly
45. It went "Michael Bolton" on me in 1995 and I cut it off
46. Now my frontal lobe resembles a ping pong ball
47. I grew a goatee in 1994 to compensate for the lack of hair on my head
48. Chicks dig the goatee
49. I'll never shave the goatee again - it adds 150 pounds to me when I do
50. I have absolutely no hair on my legs
51. People called me NAIR when I was younger because of that
52. I DO have a ton of hair on my testicles though
53. (that last one was a joke)
54. It's actually on my back
55. I've lost over 150 pounds in my life
56. It was the same 50 pounds THREE times
57. I zoom around in a jet black Audi A4
58. I am not compensating for anything
59. I look DAMN good in it
60. I have a sister Candice who is 4 years younger than me
61. She killed our gerbil in 1976
62. I trust her now - she and her hubby Scottie are the godparents of Hannah
63. I just won't let her babysit my pets
64. She's one of my best friends
65. I've been with the same company since 1998
66. I am so fiercly loyal that I probably will never leave
67. My loyalty is a fault and an asset at the same time
68. I am a gadget junkie
69. Deb and I are computer geeks
70. We are sitting 5 feet from eachother right now, each on our own laptops
71. I almost failed Spanish in school and my Mom is an professional interpreter
72. I almost failed EVERY subject in high school but I can tell you ten facts about ALL 8,000 songs in my iPod
73. I think that qualifies as autism
74. My Dad wrote "WE MADE IT" in my high school yearbook
75. Strange because most of my friends went to Ivy League schools and I barely made it
76. At the first dinner I ever had at Deb's parents house, everyone took a turn around the table telling a personal story about poop
77. I told them about #40 above
78. The cup is ALWAYS half full with me
79. I believe that a positive attitude is the single most important character trait a person can have
80. Not enough people are blessed with this
81. I wear boxer briefs
82. I ALWAYS wear a t-shirt
83. I sweat way too much
84. I use a fan in my office every single day - no matter the weather
85. Elijah sweats as much as me
86. I've never taken a drag of a cigarette in my life
87. My Dad had a heart attack right in front of me in 1979 and I was the only one home
88. He hasn't smoked since
89. I am proud of him for that
90. His grandkids are thankful to have known him as a result
91. I believe smokers should be caged
92. Well, maybe not caged, but I love the new "no smoking in public" laws!
93. I am a baseball fanatic - PHILLIES!! (again, that loyalty thing....)
94. I've only called sick out of work ONCE in my life
95. I was so sick I thought I was going to die
96. My mother wrapped my head with raw potato slices to "suck the sick out"
97. I waited for Candid Camera to walk in but instead I was better in 3 hours
98. Since Elijah was born, I have cried at nearly every movie I've seen
99. Herbie the Love Bug really got me
100. What should be #100? Leave a comment with your suggestion!