100 Things About Jawdy
- My name is Jordan Scott Borenstein
- I was born in June of 1967
- My birthdate is really cool - 6/7/67
- Which means that in 1989, my birthday was 6/7/89
- I have a pretty cool job as a Sales Director for a public company
- I have lived in New Jersey since 1971
- In March of 2006, I moved my family of five to Salt Lake City, UT for work
- They were excited about it
- I am very happily married to Deb
- Deb's parents are from Argentina
- My Mom is from Colombia
- 10 and 11 are REALLY cool
- Our Moms speak Spanish to eachother
- My son Elijah was born in December of 1999
- My daughter Hannah was born in May of 2003
- My daughter Sadie was born in November of 2005
- No more kids
- Ever
- ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER
- I like to eat
- Some people can tell this from looking at me
- My favorite food is my next meal
- Elijah is obsessed with Star Wars
- Hannah is obsessed with Dora
- Sadie is obsessed with absolutely everything around her
- Deb is a video game Mom
- We played Donkey Kong on her Super Nintendo in the first five minutes of our first date.
- That's love....
- We met at the Coastline in Cherry Hill
- Deb's friend Alyssa introduced us
- We didn't sleep together on our first date
- We were too busy squashing bad guys on TV
- Deb wonders to this day why I didn't try anything
- (I think she wanted me to) :-)
- My iPod is my mistress
- I have just under 8,000 songs on my iPod
- My iPod has a name: The Jawdpod
- Deb thinks I would leave her and marry it if I could
- I wouldn't....but it is pretty attractive
- I don't poop in public places
- I've NEVER pooped at work
- I DO poop at home all the time
- ALL THE TIME
- My hair used to be down to my shoulders and naturally curly
- It went "Michael Bolton" on me in 1995 and I cut it off
- Now my frontal lobe resembles a ping pong ball
- I grew a goatee in 1994 to compensate for the lack of hair on my head
- Chicks dig the goatee
- I'll never shave the goatee again - it adds 150 pounds to me when I do
- I have absolutely no hair on my legs
- People called me NAIR when I was younger because of that
- I DO have a ton of hair on my testicles though
- (that last one was a joke)
- It's actually on my back
- I've lost over 150 pounds in my life
- It was the same 50 pounds THREE times
- I zoom around in a jet black Audi A4
- I am not compensating for anything
- I look DAMN good in it
- I have a sister Candice who is 4 years younger than me
- She killed our gerbil in 1976
- I trust her now - she and her hubby Scottie are the godparents of Hannah
- I just won't let her babysit my pets
- She's one of my best friends
- I've been with the same company since 1998
- I am so fiercly loyal that I probably will never leave
- My loyalty is a fault and an asset at the same time
- I am a gadget junkie
- Deb and I are computer geeks
- We are sitting 5 feet from eachother right now, each on our own laptops
- I almost failed Spanish in school and my Mom is an professional interpreter
- I almost failed EVERY subject in high school but I can tell you ten facts about ALL 8,000 songs in my iPod
- I think that qualifies as autism
- My Dad wrote "WE MADE IT" in my high school yearbook
- Strange because most of my friends went to Ivy League schools and I barely made it
- At the first dinner I ever had at Deb's parents house, everyone took a turn around the table telling a personal story about poop
- I told them about #40 above
- The cup is ALWAYS half full with me
- I believe that a positive attitude is the single most important character trait a person can have
- Not enough people are blessed with this
- I wear boxer briefs
- I ALWAYS wear a t-shirt
- I sweat way too much
- I use a fan in my office every single day - no matter the weather
- Elijah sweats as much as me
- I've never taken a drag of a cigarette in my life
- My Dad had a heart attack right in front of me in 1979 and I was the only one home
- He hasn't smoked since
- I am proud of him for that
- His grandkids are thankful to have known him as a result
- I believe smokers should be caged
- Well, maybe not caged, but I love the new "no smoking in public" laws!
- I am a baseball fanatic - PHILLIES!! (again, that loyalty thing....)
- I've only called sick out of work ONCE in my life
- I was so sick I thought I was going to die
- My mother wrapped my head with raw potato slices to "suck the sick out"
- I waited for Candid Camera to walk in but instead I was better in 3 hours
- Since Elijah was born, I have cried at nearly every movie I've seen
- Herbie the Love Bug really got me
- What should be #100? Leave a comment with your suggestion!