tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-241100392011-10-20T02:06:20.037-07:00Answering the question: How long will it take to come up with 100 things about yourself??? Answer: 3 months.Jawdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12047285999754865347noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24110039.post-1142401731527495192006-03-14T21:34:00.000-08:002006-04-28T22:06:12.710-07:00<strong>100 Things About Jawdy</strong><br /><br /><ol><li>My name is Jordan Scott Borenstein</li><li>I was born in June of 1967</li><li>My birthdate is really cool - 6/7/67</li><li>Which means that in 1989, my birthday was 6/7/89</li><li>I have a pretty cool job as a Sales Director for a public company</li><li>I have lived in New Jersey since 1971</li><li>In March of 2006, I moved my family of five to Salt Lake City, UT for work</li><li>They were excited about it</li><li>I am very happily married to Deb</li><li>Deb's parents are from Argentina</li><li>My Mom is from Colombia</li><li>10 and 11 are REALLY cool</li><li>Our Moms speak Spanish to eachother</li><li>My son Elijah was born in December of 1999</li><li>My daughter Hannah was born in May of 2003</li><li>My daughter Sadie was born in November of 2005</li><li>No more kids</li><li>Ever</li><li>ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER</li><li>I like to eat</li><li>Some people can tell this from looking at me</li><li>My favorite food is my next meal</li><li>Elijah is obsessed with Star Wars</li><li>Hannah is obsessed with Dora</li><li>Sadie is obsessed with absolutely everything around her</li><li>Deb is a video game Mom</li><li>We played Donkey Kong on her Super Nintendo in the first five minutes of our first date.</li><li>That's love....</li><li>We met at the Coastline in Cherry Hill</li><li>Deb's friend Alyssa introduced us</li><li>We didn't sleep together on our first date </li><li>We were too busy squashing bad guys on TV</li><li>Deb wonders to this day why I didn't try anything</li><li>(I think she wanted me to) :-)</li><li>My iPod is my mistress</li><li>I have just under 8,000 songs on my iPod</li><li>My iPod has a name: The Jawdpod</li><li>Deb thinks I would leave her and marry it if I could</li><li>I wouldn't....but it is pretty attractive</li><li>I don't poop in public places</li><li>I've NEVER pooped at work</li><li>I DO poop at home all the time</li><li>ALL THE TIME</li><li>My hair used to be down to my shoulders and naturally curly</li><li>It went "Michael Bolton" on me in 1995 and I cut it off</li><li>Now my frontal lobe resembles a ping pong ball</li><li>I grew a goatee in 1994 to compensate for the lack of hair on my head</li><li>Chicks dig the goatee</li><li>I'll never shave the goatee again - it adds 150 pounds to me when I do</li><li>I have absolutely no hair on my legs</li><li>People called me NAIR when I was younger because of that</li><li>I DO have a ton of hair on my testicles though</li><li>(that last one was a joke)</li><li>It's actually on my back</li><li>I've lost over 150 pounds in my life</li><li>It was the same 50 pounds THREE times</li><li>I zoom around in a jet black Audi A4</li><li>I am not compensating for anything</li><li>I look DAMN good in it</li><li>I have a sister Candice who is 4 years younger than me</li><li>She killed our gerbil in 1976</li><li>I trust her now - she and her hubby Scottie are the godparents of Hannah</li><li>I just won't let her babysit my pets</li><li>She's one of my best friends</li><li>I've been with the same company since 1998</li><li>I am so fiercly loyal that I probably will never leave</li><li>My loyalty is a fault and an asset at the same time</li><li>I am a gadget junkie</li><li>Deb and I are computer geeks</li><li>We are sitting 5 feet from eachother right now, each on our own laptops</li><li>I almost failed Spanish in school and my Mom is an professional interpreter</li><li>I almost failed EVERY subject in high school but I can tell you ten facts about ALL 8,000 songs in my iPod</li><li>I think that qualifies as autism</li><li>My Dad wrote "WE MADE IT" in my high school yearbook</li><li>Strange because most of my friends went to Ivy League schools and I barely made it</li><li>At the first dinner I ever had at Deb's parents house, everyone took a turn around the table telling a personal story about poop</li><li>I told them about #40 above</li><li>The cup is ALWAYS half full with me</li><li>I believe that a positive attitude is the single most important character trait a person can have</li><li>Not enough people are blessed with this</li><li>I wear boxer briefs</li><li>I ALWAYS wear a t-shirt</li><li>I sweat way too much</li><li>I use a fan in my office every single day - no matter the weather</li><li>Elijah sweats as much as me</li><li>I've never taken a drag of a cigarette in my life</li><li>My Dad had a heart attack right in front of me in 1979 and I was the only one home</li><li>He hasn't smoked since</li><li>I am proud of him for that</li><li>His grandkids are thankful to have known him as a result</li><li>I believe smokers should be caged</li><li>Well, maybe not caged, but I love the new "no smoking in public" laws!</li><li>I am a baseball fanatic - PHILLIES!! (again, that loyalty thing....)</li><li>I've only called sick out of work ONCE in my life</li><li>I was so sick I thought I was going to die</li><li>My mother wrapped my head with raw potato slices to "suck the sick out"</li><li>I waited for Candid Camera to walk in but instead I was better in 3 hours</li><li>Since Elijah was born, I have cried at nearly every movie I've seen</li><li>Herbie the Love Bug really got me</li><li><span style="color:#ff0000;">What should be #100? Leave a comment with your suggestion!</span></li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24110039-114240173152749519?l=100thingsaboutjawdy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jawdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12047285999754865347noreply@blogger.com5